BIG Blowout Weekend of The Commission Machine: $10,000 in Prizes!
Upto $167 Commish!  Cart Opens: 9am EST Thurs. 13th Aug 

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Product & Funnel

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STEP #1. Get Your Affiliate Link

"Only The Zoo Will Do..."

Yes, we're launching this bad boy on JVZoo.

Click the magic button below to grab your link.

If you want email updates from me about the launch as the frenzy unfolds (always good for a laugh) enter your email over there on the right. Yes that box there, just whack your email addy in there.

And as always - no promoting using spam, link farms or weapons of mass destruction. Cheers.


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STEP #2. Personalize Your Affiliate Tools

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STEP #3. See Product & Funnel

What Is The Commission Machine?

I started noticing dropping open-rates, clickthru rates and profits from my affiliate promos.

So I started hunting for answers.

What I found changed my business. I dubbed it "The Commission Machine" - it's a series of proven steps that changed everything.

I made tons more sales, got masses of praise for my promos, got approached by legends of IM to teach them and had a ton more fun in the process.

I used the method to make sales from my list and just by posting stuff on FB and my blog (no ads) - very appealing to newbies.

So I revealed my methods to a select few of my students and they got kick-ass results punching above their weight and dominating affiliate leaderboards.

Before long I was teaching this stuff to all my closest IM buddies and realized it was a product in the making.

And The Commission Machine was born.


Upto $167 Commissions & Recurring!

The Front-End is the $19.95 Commission Machine - this is a series of step-by-step video tutorials which show people exactly how to build their own "commission machine" using my patented "R.A.P.I.D." process. (Research, Angle, Provide Incentive, Deploy). They can even do this without a list.

The first upsell is "The Golden Ticket" ($27/mo. or $197 lifetime). This gives buyers the unique opportunity to join me behind the scenes in the "Commission Machine" Factory and watch me create an entire affiliate promotion live on their screen (monthly webinar). Every "machine" that's built is then given to Golden Ticket members to use as their own. The downsell gives them recordings of the webinars and all produced "commission machines" just not live access to the webinars. ($17/mo. or $124 lifetime)

The second upsell ($97) is a Done-for-you Service which gives buyers 7 done-for-you commission machines ready to deploy. This includes all messages / emails, bonus items and strategy. They simply copy and paste (into their blog / Facebook / autoresponder) and make commissions.


STEP #4. Win Cash / Prizes (You Choose!)

1st Place Prize:
Solid Gold Bar ($5000)


The top Oompa Loompa waddles away with a 100g solid gold bar from The Royal Mint.

Impress the ladies.

Lock it in a vault.

Or just use it as a paperweight - your call.

Cash Value: $5000


2nd Place Prize: Solid 24 ct. Gold iPhone ($2500)

Isn't it time your phone went "Bling bling" instead of just "Ring ring"?

Sure it is dawg.

Bling up you ring ting with this sick, 24 ct. plated bad boy.

Guaranteed to turn heads and / or get you mugged.

Cash Value: $2500


3rd Place: 7632 pirate gold chocolate coins ($1000)

Ooh arrr me hearties!

Sink your cavity-ridden teeth into these bad boys;

A lifetime's supply of chocolate coins (because if you eat over 7000 of these you won't be around for long).

Great for kids' parties and those late night chocolate cravings when you just need a few kilos to stave off the shakes...

Cash Value: $1000


4th Place: Caran d'Ache Gold Plated Pen ($700)

Apparently this makes text directly onto paper without the use of a printer?

It's news to me but I like the golden aspect.

Perfect for writing, chewing, impressing or stabbing a poor person.

Have it handy when you get asked for your autograph at the next internet marketing event to really make a big impression.

Cash Value: $700


5th Place Prize: Shit Gold Pills ($450)

Why polish a turd when you can just poop gold?

I shit thee not.

These are real gold pills which you swallow to...



Bling up your dung.

We don't ask why round these parts - we just deliver the gold-themed novelty JV prizes.

Cash Value: $450


6th Place Prize: Bond Blu-Ray Collection

We know you're busy fighting supervillains but when you have down time this is essential viewing.

22 Bond movies on Blu-Ray complete with the cases, the discs, those little holes which make them stick to the cases and probably not much else.


Cash Value: $100


7th Place Prize: iPhone Controlled Paper Aeroplane

Your boyhood dream has finally come true...

(No, not the one about Pamela Anderson).

The one about you being able to combine the tech of your iPhone, aeronautical origami and miniature enginomics*.

Yes siree - a motorized paper aeroplane controlled with your iPhone.

*Word pulled completely and utterly out of my ass.

Cash Value: $75


8th Place Prize: 950,000 Volt Knuckle Blaster

This little fella is excellent for getting you out of tight corners.

If you're up against it and your weapon is out of reach just take a few moments to grab your electrified knuckleduster and give the baddies a shock they won't forget in a hurry.

As my mother likes to say - "KAZAAAAAM!!!!"

Cash Value: $50


9th Place Prize: Uzi Tactical Pen

Why have an exploding- or bullet-firing pen when you can have one which pummels people to death?

Perfect for undercover missions (and tense moments at car dealerships) this nifty little implement will turn heads (and tenderize them) wherever you.

Cash Value: $40


10th Place Prize: Bulletproof iPhone Protector

Playing Flappy Bird in gun fight?

Worry no more. Your progress is no longer in jeopardy thanks to this handy invention - bulletproof screen protection for your iPhone.

Needs to be seen in action to be disbelieved...

Cash Value: $30


STEP #5. Who Will Win The $5000 Top Prize?

Ping Me If You Need Anything

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