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Product & Funnel

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Final Leaderboard

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STEP #1. Get Your Affiliate Link

"Only The Zoo Will Do..."

Yes, we sell this bad boy on JVZoo.

Click the magic button below to grab your link.

If you want email updates from me about this product and future high-paying launches (always good for a laugh) enter your email over there on the right. Yes that box there, just whack your email addy in there.

And as always - no promoting using spam, link farms or weapons of mass destruction. Cheers.


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STEP #2. Personalize Your Evergreen Affiliate Tools

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STEP #3. See Product & Funnel

What Is The Commission Machine?

I started noticing dropping open-rates, clickthru rates and profits from my affiliate promos.

So I started hunting for answers.

What I found changed my business. I dubbed it "The Commission Machine" - it's a series of proven steps that changed everything.

I made tons more sales, got masses of praise for my promos, got approached by legends of IM to teach them and had a ton more fun in the process.

I used the method to make sales from my list and just by posting stuff on FB and my blog (no ads) - very appealing to newbies.

So I revealed my methods to a select few of my students and they got kick-ass results punching above their weight and dominating affiliate leaderboards.

Before long I was teaching this stuff to all my closest IM buddies and realized it was a product in the making.

And The Commission Machine was born.


Upto $167 Commissions & Recurring!

The Front-End is the $24.95 Commission Machine - this is a series of step-by-step video tutorials which show people exactly how to build their own "commission machine" using my patented "R.A.P.I.D." process. (Research, Angle, Provide Incentive, Deploy). They can even do this without a list.

The first upsell is "The Golden Ticket" ($27/mo. or $197 lifetime). This gives buyers the unique opportunity to join me behind the scenes in the "Commission Machine" Factory and watch me create an entire affiliate promotion live on their screen (monthly webinar). Every "machine" that's built is then given to Golden Ticket members to use as their own. The downsell gives them recordings of the webinars and all produced "commission machines" just not live access to the webinars. ($17/mo. or $124 lifetime)

The second upsell ($97) is a Done-for-you Service which gives buyers 7 done-for-you commission machines ready to deploy. This includes all messages / emails, bonus items and strategy. They simply copy and paste (into their blog / Facebook / autoresponder) and make commissions.


STEP #4. Prizes (Contest Over But We Are Still Open For Sales!)

1st Place Prize:
Personal Flying Suit (or $2000 cash)

Nothing says "spy" more than being able to escape from baddies by jumping off a cliff and flying away.

Now you can exit your office in style and be the envy of your co-workers as you glide effortlessly from your window directly to the tarmac below (parachute advised).

Cash Value: $2000


2nd Place Prize: Underwater R2S Scooter (or $1000 cash)

Trying to track down that elusive underwater hideout of your arch-nemesis supervillain?

Thought so.

You'll need this bad boy - a Seadoo RS2, the latest state-of-the-art technology for "going moderately fast underwater without being towed by a shark".

The batteries on this bad boy last 75 mins so you might wanna get some breathing apparatus to make the journey more comfortable.

Cash Value: $1000


3rd Place: iPhone Cinema Projector (or $500 cash)

Are you trying to watch a covert (ahem) video but can't see the detail on your iPhone?

No worries Agent - just plug in this gadget and BAM! You just turned the nearest wall into a cinema screen.

Perfect for reconnaissance of all kinds. (Tissues not supplied).

Cash Value: $500


4th Place: SpyHawk Video Plane (or $275 cash)

It sucks doesn't it?

You're just settling down to your favorite episode of Sex in the City when Mi6 sets you a new surveillance mission.

Gosh darnit.

Well now you can get the job done from the comfort of your own home with this handy spy drone.

Comes complete with 5.8 GHz FPV system and a bunch of other stuff the boffins at HQ make up to try and confuse you.

The short story is - it's f-ing cool for spying on people and it can record video.

(Lens may steam up when used in locker rooms and showers...)

Cash Value: $275


5th Place Prize: Fingerprint Spy Safe (or $150 cash)

Has your maid stolen your Walther PPK again?


Lock it up next time in this handy fingerprint safe.

It will be safe as houses (unless she cuts your hand off with a meat cleaver).

Cash Value: $150


6th Place Prize: Bond Blu-Ray Collection (or $100 cash)

We know you're busy fighting supervillains but when you have down time this is essential viewing.

22 Bond movies on Blu-Ray complete with the cases, the discs, those little holes which make them stick to the cases and probably not much else.


Cash Value: $100


7th Place Prize: iPhone Controlled Paper Aeroplane (or $75 cash)

Your boyhood dream has finally come true...

(No, not the one about Pamela Anderson).

The one about you being able to combine the tech of your iPhone, aeronautical origami and miniature enginomics*.

Yes siree - a motorized paper aeroplane controlled with your iPhone.

*Word pulled completely and utterly out of my ass.

Cash Value: $75


8th Place Prize: 950,000 Volt Knuckle Blaster (or $50 cash)

This little fella is excellent for getting you out of tight corners.

If you're up against it and your weapon is out of reach just take a few moments to grab your electrified knuckleduster and give the baddies a shock they won't forget in a hurry.

As my mother likes to say - "KAZAAAAAM!!!!"

Cash Value: $50


9th Place Prize: Uzi Tactical Pen (or $40 cash)

Why have an exploding- or bullet-firing pen when you can have one which pummels people to death?

Perfect for undercover missions (and tense moments at car dealerships) this nifty little implement will turn heads (and tenderize them) wherever you go.

Cash Value: $40


10th Place Prize: Bulletproof iPhone Protector (or $30 cash)

Playing Flappy Bird in gun fight?

Worry no more. Your progress is no longer in jeopardy thanks to this handy invention - bulletproof screen protection for your iPhone.

Needs to be seen in action to be disbelieved...

Cash Value: $30


STEP #5. The Final Launch Leaderboard...

Ping Me If You Need Anything

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